Showing posts with label Funny Fathers Day Quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Fathers Day Quotes. Show all posts

Happy Fathers Day Quotes,Funny Fathers Day Quotes

My Dad is a mender of toys, a leader of boys; changer of fuses,
a healer of bruises; a mover of couches, a healer of ouches;
a hanger of screens, a counselor of teens; a pounder of nails,
a teller of tales; a dryer of dishes, a fulfiller of wishes.
|| JoAnn Heid
              
One father is enough to govern one hundred sons, but not a hundred sons one father || George Herbert
              
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again || Enid Bagnold


It is a wise child that knows his own father || Homer
                                                                               
There is no principle of parental government more important than that a father should command his own temper when he inflicts punishment. He should punish a child not because he is angry, but because it is right; not because it has become a matter of personal contest, but because God requires that he should do it, and the welfare of the child demands it || Albert Barnes

A father's words are like a thermostat that sets the temperature in the house || Paul Lewis

Honour thy father and thy mother' stands written among the three laws of most revered righteousness || Aeschylus

Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did || Anonymous