Husband Wife SMS Jokes Hindi/English|Pati-Patni Funny Jokes And Messages 2014-2015

Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?
Santa: Biwi Se
Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi
Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge
biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!! :d

Husband: can u be the moon of my life?
Wife: Awww Yes sweetheart..!
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Husband: Great! then….
Stay 9,955,887.6 kms away from Me..!!

Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.
Santa: Ye 3 mahine mein bacha kaise ho gaya?
Biwi: Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur meri shadi ko?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua?
Santa: 3 mahine baad.
Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye?
Santa: Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye!
time ka pata hi nahi laga?

Wife 2 Husband: Did u Have any GF before marriage ?
Husband remains silent ?
Wife: what is D meaning of silence?
Husband: Wait.. let me count...

Wife= agr me kho jau, to tum kya kroge
husband=me nirmal baba ke pas jauga
wife=baba se kya kahoge
husband=baba kirpa aani suru ho gyi h

Enjoy Bhojpuri SMS Jokes|Bihari Shayari Messagses Collection 2014-2015

Are o friendwa..

tohar smswa ka intejar ma

hum mubilewa hath mien liye ek ghantae se baitha hun.

Tanik idhar bhi dhayan dai diyo our ekad msgwa bhijwai do

Tohara Dost…..

Tohar sms jab awat hai,

Hamar ROM-ROM khil jawat hai.

Badan ma gudgudi howat hai.

Eema tohar sms ka kouno kasur naahi,

Who to hamar phoneva ka vibrator on hojawat hai.

1 African Girl says..

i Love U to a Bihari Boy

Bihari Boys Say

Tum husan nahi aag

ka dariyaho hum tumse

pyar nahi karsakte kyu

ki tum bahut karia ho....

Bihar aisa state h jiska hr

word se india k nam ata h

B-Bharat

I-India

H-Hindustan

A-arywart

R-Riwa