My friend: Bhai GF mil gayi muje
My friend: Bhai GF mil gayi muje,
Chal tuje party deta hu..
Me: Congrates!
Party rehne de, paise bacha tu..
He: Kyu?
.
.
Me: Bhai, kuch dino baad,
Tere daaru pine ke kaam aayenge..
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Hostel student to his friend
“Yaar dhoka ho gaya..”
.
.
Friend: “Kya ho gaya..??”
.
.
Student: Yaar ghar se books ke liye
Paise mangaaye thee,
.
.
Gharwalo ne books hi bhej di..
Chal tuje party deta hu..
Me: Congrates!
Party rehne de, paise bacha tu..
He: Kyu?
.
.
Me: Bhai, kuch dino baad,
Tere daaru pine ke kaam aayenge..
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Hostel student to his friend
“Yaar dhoka ho gaya..”
.
.
Friend: “Kya ho gaya..??”
.
.
Student: Yaar ghar se books ke liye
Paise mangaaye thee,
.
.
Gharwalo ne books hi bhej di..
Girl: Mai kisi aur se shaadi
Girl: Mai kisi aur se shaadi kar rahi hu,
Mujhe bhul jao..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Boy: “Na tere aane ki kushi,
Aur na tere jaane ka gham,
Dusri patayenge tu ja behen,
aaj se tera kissa khatam..”
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Ek aam aadmi ne murgi pakdi
Ek aam aadmi ne murgi pakdi…
Ghar aaya to dekha
No gas
No aata
No bijli
No oil
Aadmi wapas murgi ko chhor ke aaya
Murgi puri raat chillai..
Congress party zindabad..
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Adhyatmic Sex:
SUKH or SANTOSH ke bich me kya faraq hai?
"Jivan me apni pasand se thokne ko mile,
to wo hai SUKH..
Or
Jo mile.. Use thokna pade
Wo hai SANTOSH.
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Police:Tumne apne BF ko Q mara?
Girl:Haramkhor ne bed pe giraya, Bra utari, phir underware utari, phir tang uthai, CONDOM pehna Or fir harami bola APRIL FOOL.
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Baith kar mehbuba ki bahon mai
Aisa josh aaya…
.
.
Wah!
Wah!
Wah!
Wah!!
.
.
.
.
.
.
Baith kar mehbuba ki bahon mai
aisa josh aaya…
Phirrrr…?
Phir kya.!
?
?
?
Biwi ne dekh liya aur
ICU mai hosh aaya..
haha..:-)
Girl: Mai kisi aur se shaadi kar rahi hu,
Mujhe bhul jao..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Boy: “Na tere aane ki kushi,
Aur na tere jaane ka gham,
Dusri patayenge tu ja behen,
aaj se tera kissa khatam..”
.....................................................................................
Ek aam aadmi ne murgi pakdi
Ek aam aadmi ne murgi pakdi…
Ghar aaya to dekha
No gas
No aata
No bijli
No oil
Aadmi wapas murgi ko chhor ke aaya
Murgi puri raat chillai..
Congress party zindabad..
..................................................................................................
Adhyatmic Sex:
SUKH or SANTOSH ke bich me kya faraq hai?
"Jivan me apni pasand se thokne ko mile,
to wo hai SUKH..
Or
Jo mile.. Use thokna pade
Wo hai SANTOSH.
.....................................................................................................
Police:Tumne apne BF ko Q mara?
Girl:Haramkhor ne bed pe giraya, Bra utari, phir underware utari, phir tang uthai, CONDOM pehna Or fir harami bola APRIL FOOL.
................................................................................................
Baith kar mehbuba ki bahon mai
Aisa josh aaya…
.
.
Wah!
Wah!
Wah!
Wah!!
.
.
.
.
.
.
Baith kar mehbuba ki bahon mai
aisa josh aaya…
Phirrrr…?
Phir kya.!
?
?
?
Biwi ne dekh liya aur
ICU mai hosh aaya..
haha..:-)
