Adult HINDI JOKES for whatsapp

Parents Raat Ko Sex Kar Rahe Thhey
Achanak Hi Bache Ki Neend Khull Gayi
Papa: “Beta Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Kya?”Beta: “Jab Kisi Ki Maa Chudh Rahi Ho To Bachhe Ko Kese Neend Aayegi

 Ladka-Ladki Car Mein Raat Ko Ghumne Jaa Rahe The
Ladki: “Aaj Main Tumhe Wo Jagah Dikhaungi, Jahaan Se Mera Doodh Aata Hai
Ladka Ye Sunkar Bahut Khush Hua Aur Tharaki Andaaz Mein Bola.
Ladka: “Haan-Haan Jaldi Dikhao, Jaanu
Ladki Muskurati Hue Boli: “Wo Dekho Krishna Dairy

Tawaif Ne Apne Dalaal Ke Saath Shaadi Karli,
Kisi Ne Puchha: “Aap Ke Husband Kya Karte Hai?
Tawaif: “Wo Meri Hole Sale Company Ke Salesman Hai

College Ke Trip Par Bache Ghumne Gaye Thhe, Aur Usmein Santa Ki Beti Chinki Bhi Thhi,
Jaisa Ki Aap Log Jante Ho Ki Jaha 1 Se Jyada Ladkiya Ho, Vaha Bas Duniya Bhar Ki Ajeebo Gareeb Baatein Shuru.
Ese Hi Chinki Ki Ek Friend Ne Sabhi Friends Ke Aage Ek Question Rakha.
Ladki: “Koi Btayega Ki Doodh Aur Ladki Mein Kya Faraq Hota Hai
Chinki: “Ja Pagli Tujhe Itna Bhi Nahi Pata, Doodh Jab Gharam Hota Hai To Malayi Uper Aati Hai, Aur Ladki Jab Garam Ho To Malayi Niche Aati Hai