1. Someone still has his status as "Happy New Year!" ..
Guess his time stood still
2. Someone's status is "Happy" since one Month.
Living in Paradise?
3. Someone is alwz 'available'..
How free Are you?????
4. From first day their status is, 'Hey there! I'm using WhatsApp'
I Know ! That's why you're on my list!
5. Someone writes "urgent calls only"...
Dont get it..
Are u in the police �� or ambulance service?
6. Some says, "can't talk. Whatsapp only"
Dude then throw away ur phone.. You are not using the phone's Primary function