Suhagrat ke time darvaze pe dastak hoti hai to Dulhan bhag ke Parde ke Peeche Chup jati hai...
Husband : Kya hua?
Dulhan: Mujhe laga Police ki raid par gai...
Husband : Kya hua?
Dulhan: Mujhe laga Police ki raid par gai...
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Ek Bahut Hi khubsoorat pataka Madam College Mein Bachho Ko Samjha Rahi thi...
Madam - Sachhe Dil Se Maangi Cheej Jaroor Milti Hai...
Pappu Ye Sun Kar Haste Hue B
Nayi Dulhan Ko Dulhe Ne Suhagrat Par Muh Dikhai Ke Rs 25,000 Diye...
Dulhan Itne Sare Paise Dekh Kar Ghabra Ke Boli...
Dulhan : "Suno Ji Pura Khandaan Thokega Kya?"
Ek 75 saal ka buddhe ne 15 saal ki ladki se shadi ki, Suhagrat par dono khub roye...
Kyoki ladki kuch janti nahin thi aur bhuda sab bhul gaya tha...
Sardar ne apni biwi ko
Shadi ki raat hi ghar se Bhaga diya...
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kyoki..
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Biwi ki panty pe ye likha hua tha..."100% soft and silky tested by roopchand and sons"
Ek bar Aankh or Dil me Ladai ho gai...
DIL - Dekhte tum ho or dard hamein hota hai...
AANKH - Lagte tum ho or rote hum hain....
GAAL - Kamino!!! Thappad To Mein Khata Hu Na...
Ladies hostel warden calls electricity office & complains:
Aaj to aadmi bhej do, ladkiyan 3 din se Mombatti se kaam chala rahi hain....
Ek Ladka aur Ladki dono jungle Main bhatk gaye... Dono ne 4 din se kuch bhi nahi khaya..
Girl - Aap Mera rape kar do...
Boy - kyu ?
Girl - Saala kuch to ander jayga...
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