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Girls don't dress to impress boys, girls dress to 'out-dress' other girls.
If they were trying to impress boys, they'd run around naked!
Nature's Law:
No matter how sweet a Girl is;
Down below she's always salty!
The girl who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him;
The girl who appeals to his heart may attract him;
Nut it's the girl who appeals to his imagination who gets him!
Girls think that having their period is the most inconvenient thing they can experience - they have obviously never dated a girl who was on her period!